VERSE:
I can't believe that you're fucking him!
Wait, now you say you're in love with him?
Next time I see that motherfucker I'm clubbin' him
Like he's a baby seal and I'm a right wing Republican...
Shit! What did I do to deserve this?
Everything with us was going great (on the surface).
I know you used to hate on all those shirtless chickens
Who slid me their digits written in cursives...
Listen: None of this bitches meant shit to me
They were picking me cuz I'd erupt on their tits and leave.
Now I stand here with my foreskin on my sleeve
Forcin' myself to believe that You didn't leave.
And everything will go back to the way that it used to be
You and Me in love with the same drug: TDB.
But then everything got fucked up between the sheets
Cuz you were working late with Him while I beat my meat.
Now one lonely Ex-B I be...
Sittin' all alone in the V.I.P.
It's no wonder why he likes she...that's no mystery.
But this prick? He's dough-ier than a Krispy Kreme!
And that skid mark's future is history.
I'd do you too but I'll leave that to the blistering.

Chorus:
You're gone and you're not coming back again
Said I was the only one/Now you're back with him
My credits jacked and there's pain in my back again
You ruined my life...but I still want you back again
Sick of the trife-ness and takin' all your crap again
Calling me out/Handing out the bum rap again
This dude over me? When I see him I'm attackin' him!
You two make me sick...but I still want you back again

Verse:
Now that you're gone I'm semi-suicidal
Bought a new straight razor, a loose leaf, and some Midol
So I can leave the world this one last note...
"I've lost all hope, and it's, and it's, and it's
ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" and that's not all...
You crossover daggered my heart like basketball
And like Mike you were cheatin' for no reason
Flirtin' with fifty-sixty-something of them a season!
And I swear there will be no appeasement
Cuz you're already dead to me/No need for bereavement
And now it's time for me to die, God, if you see them
Give her these promise rings back...she can keep them
Because I DON'T NEED THEM!!!

Chorus:
You're gone and you're not coming back again
Said I was the only one now you're back with him
My credit's jacked and there's pain in my back again
You ruined my life but I still want you back again!
What would it take for us to get back to when
All we did was laugh and make love in the apple tent?
The nerves got me puffin' herb and chuggin' 'yac again
You ruined my life...but I still want you back again!

So take me back again
Take me back again
Take me back again
Take me back again...
Ex-Boyfriend...
No options...
Take me back again...
Take me fucking back again...
Ex-Boyfriend...
I love you...
Why would you do this to me?
I'd do anything for you...
I love you so much....