Chorus:
Now I got more than my swagger back
Listen here homie...Mr. Mick Jagger's back...Uh, Oh!
Uh, Oh!!!

Yeah...Big Money got his swag back
Baby Boy got his little brown bag back
Then he went and got his big ol' long dag back
Back up on top like 'was there a question who had that?'

Verse:
Yeah, that bird sure threw a wrench in my senses
Leaving me temporarily defenseless
Against acting dense like those other pretentious
Pricks who act like they've got swag...Ha! Cease and Desist!
No other brother from another mother-fudrucker
Ever uttered no better gutter butter than this...
The Candy Man...with a hellafied dandy plan
To make it butt naked in a not-so-sacred randy land
Nevertheless, I will forever stay blessed
Yes! It's obvious y'all should bow to the Ex
Boyfriend--New appointed grand anointed--
No longer disjointed--So how about some sex?
Realigned and Redesigned--Look at me now!
Downtown in L.A. ballin' like Pau
With more swagger than Tupac in Tupacolypse Now
Hangin' only with God--Ain't down with gold cows
Mr. Swagger Pants--Playin' my game like Bagger Vance
The game that only I was meant to play
The jams that only I was meant to slay
That aren't about Ms. Whats-Her-Name...

Chorus:
Now I got more than my swagger back
Listen here homie...Mr. Mick Jagger's back...Uh, Oh!
Uh, Oh!!!

Verse:
Damn! In case you missed the memo man
I'm the man!
With more dork force than a dark and tan Dodge Ram
Blam! Smile m'am you're on video cam
And about to get served like herbs at Houlihan's
Slam, Player, your show's gayer than John Mayer and
Wham--While my fam flows faster
Than the damn Hoover Dam--And that's a lot!
That's why we hella blast a lot
And keep moving up higher than Hemilayan pot
Doc Tear Drop Jump Shot and His Infinite Swish...
Keeping it always on point...
Even in the midst of bullshit...
And you know it won't quit
Even if life's a bitch
Cuz I'm forever on spit...like Novocane in yer' lip!
Move swift with the gift
I'm giving a lift to every Harry, Tom, and Dick
From here to French Lick
Love and respect to my kids at Princip
Where I left my heart
Even if my goshdarn nards took a hit
Every pimps got to slip before striking it rich
And every hater's horse shit's equipped with its' asterik
So talk shit, Mr. Bitch, I'm way ahead of you yo!
I'm already doing The Limbo...How low can you go?
Have fun, Fuck! Here's wishing you a loophole
Me? I've got a new chick...Her name is Juno...
She's the new cherry red in my otherwise blue soul...

Chorus:
Now I got more than my swagger back
Listen here homie...Mr. Mick Jagger's back...Uh, Oh!
Uh, Oh!!! I'm laughin' at you...Swagtastic!

Yeah, Big Money got his swag back
Baby Boy got his little brown bag back
Then he went and got his big old long dag back
Yeah, got his big, old long dag back
Yeah, Big Money got his swag back
Baby Boy got his little brown bag back
Then he went and got his little brown bag back
Yeah, got his big old long dag back
Swagalicious...big old long dag back...
Ex-Boyfriend....Ex Boyfriend...
Gently...
What?